Sunday, 29 April 2012

Risotto

A dependancy
Rice, Vermouth and Bone Marrow

My name is BrianR and I'm a Risottoholic.

There, I've done it. I've admitted my risotto dependency to you all, and not least to myself, and as every addict knows this is the first step to a 'cure'. You may not know (and please don't ask me how I know) but most programs to overcome addiction, dependency or other behavioural problems are based on the Twelve-Step Program created by Alcoholics Anonymous way back in the late 1930's. The problem I have is that I don't want to go through the other eleven stages, I love risotto, it's a big part of my life, and apart from adding a few inches to my evermore relaxed waistline and maybe upping my cholesterol a little it's not doing me any harm. Neither is it affecting my relationship with my family and friends, except of course being labelled a risotto bore.

Risotto has a reputation for being hard work and difficult to get right. A reputation I suspect not helped by the fact that a really good restaurant risotto is very hard to find. A risotto needs the time and undivided attention that only a top end restaurant can give. Lesser restaurants will half cook the risotto then spread it out on trays and chill until required. They then finished it off in portions with more stock to order. This is not good, it doesn't really work. The best restaurants for me know their limitations and keep risotto off the menu.

Having bemoaned the restaurant risotto, with a little practise, a little patience, the correct rice, a good stock and the strict adherence to a few well documented simple steps you can produce at home a rich, creamy, classic rice dish to seduce the gods.

Sounds a lot more complicated than it is – trust me.

Thursday, 5 April 2012

JSP 404


MoD Manual of Catering Services
Curry at sea and an erotic image that I can't get out of my head.

Recently I have been thinking of a quick blog around numbers and food. I know the thought that any thought goes into these little postings may be a bit of a shock but I do sometimes put some thought into them, and even, on occasions, do research complete with note taking. Most of my initial thoughts come to me while my little grey cells are stimulated with a drop or two of red wine so I try to make notes contemporaneously using a A4 pad and a 2B pencil but as I'm sure you can imagine sometimes deciphering these the next day can be somewhat problematic.

One of the numbers that came to mind while I had the numbers and food blog idea in my head was 404. 404 is the Joint Services Publication number of the Ministry of Defence Manual of Catering Services (not the snappiest title but quite descriptive). I've known of the existence of this manual for some years but I hadn't really looked into it in any depth before.

Before now that is...