Tuesday, 27 December 2011

Christmas Peel

A lull in festivities 
Thumbs, a paring knife and a party trick involving an egg.

Christmas has been and gone and my black 'Bah Humbug' Santa hat has been put away for another year. Now we are in that short lull in festivities before New Year. Time I think to reflect on what Christmas means.

Apart from the obvious celebration and accompanying feasting it is the time for good will to all men and a time for the giving and receiving of gifts. For me it is also the time for oranges. Not those large citrus big boys that refuse you access to their juicy flesh until you go for it with a knife, slicing off the skin and pith and leaving you no option but to cut out each fleshy wedge grapefruit segmenting style. No we are talking Mandarins and the like. The ones you can stick your thumb in and peel almost in one go leaving an intact globe of segments that can easily be pulled apart and popped straight into the mouth.

It was this seasonal fruit peeling that got me thinking about what else has peel appeal.

Tuesday, 6 December 2011

Wild Rabbit

A poor game
An unexplained death, dumplings, bones and butchery

A couple of evenings ago the early onset of nightness, the rain rattling against the window and a definite perception of accompanying cold I decided not to venture out but to have an evening in front of the tele. Quarter of an hour later after flicking through dozens and dozens of channels listed on the on-screen TV guide (many of which seemed to be the same but in HD, or not, or +1, or not) I was starting to wonder if I would have been better braving the elements after all. But wait, what do we have saved on the Sky box? Wedged between recordings of 'My Kitchen', 'The Good Cook', 'Rick Stein', 'Nigel Slater' and similar was 'Wrong Turn 2' – a light hearted tale of gory violence and cannibalism.

It is pure coincidence that a day or two later Peter came to dinner and never left.

The truth is, Peter was dinner... I ate him!